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Donkey Kong Harshly Sentenced At Trial After "Bananza"


The consequences of a 17 layer "Bananza" are sinking in for Donkey Kong, after the erratic gorilla faced inevitably harsh sentencing in front of the high court of elder animal tribe DJ's this afternoon.

Game With 20% Meta-Critic Receives Game Of The Year Edition

Re-prints of video games are usually reserved for critical or commercial darlings. The publisher of one of the worst received titles of 2022 is running with a slightly different ideology...

Bethesda's Todd Howard Showcases More Starfield Planets



Upcoming Xbox exclusive Starfield continues its media onslaught. Bethesda has assigned serial pest Todd Howard to continue spitting out garbage while exploring even more desolate planets than previously seen before.

Developer Fired After Asking For Female Co-Worker's Vertical Slice



A male video game producer has been fired after disgustingly asking to see a vertical slice from a female co-worker.

Miss-Take: Mario Kart Sequels




We can't believe it either... Please continue to consume the stellar ERAERROR.com for more predictable gaming crap that any idiot can comprehend.

SHOCKING! Next Generation PlayStation Called PS6


A harrowing revelation has leaked outside the hallowed walls of Sony Europe, infuriating PlayStation CEO Jim Ryan and placing the company hierarchy on the offensive against its own staff.

Miss-Take: Nintendo Slit



Cultural miss-understanding can't be blamed for the near miss. Reggie Fils-Aime thought the name was great.

J.K Rowling Demands Transgender Pronouns Removed From Hogwarts Legacy




Outspoken creator of multi-billion dollar Harry Potter franchise has requested all transgender pronouns be removed from the upcoming Hogwarts Legacy, after a preview event showcased the inclusive options in a character creation menu.

New Pokemon Scarlet/Violet Starter Turdtwig Revealed


GameFreak has revealed a special promotional fourth starter Pokemon for their recently announced Scarlet/Violet generation releasing Holiday 2022.

Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson Revealed as Master Chief


Microsoft and 343 Industries are in damage control after the identity of Halo's Master Chief leaked ahead of the upcoming live action series' release on Paramount + later this year.

Google Purchases Konami — Exclusively For Stadia


 

Despite signaling intentions to wind down and restructure their cloud-gaming technology, Google has given Stadia one last chance at redemption, by acquiring Konami's gaming division for US$5 Billion.

Bobby Kotick Accepts Role As Director Of Human Resources At Microsoft



Fresh off absorbing several sexual harassment lawsuits by selling Activision Blizzard King for nearly 70 billion USD to Microsoft, Bobby Kotick has accepted a new role within the latest amalgamated juggernaut to grace the industry.

Steam Deck What? Nintendo Confidently Responds To Valve


 

Nintendo has sensationally returned serve to Valve's upcoming competing product, the 'Steam Deck' by unveiling a suite of new additions to their system.

Jim Ryan Spits On Old PS1 At Press Conference


 

Not shy of showing his disdain towards old video games, PlayStation CEO Jim Ryan has publicly spat on Sony's legacy machine that started it all.

Santa Placed On 'Naughty List' After Failing To Deliver PS5 On Xmas



Christmas 2021 will forever be remembered as the great PS5 depression, with millions of infants, teenagers and adults sulking about a lack of modern PlayStation silicone under their tree. There's only one person to blame.

Era Error's Year In Review: 2021

We've noticed a few conglomerates on social media have created 'Year In Review' bulletins, allowing users to expose just how much data companies have on them. Seeing how fun it looked, we decided to give it a crack ourselves...

 

 

 

This is a warning to the rest of our staff. EraError.com is a business, and when you turn up to work and use our ethernet network to jerk around, it loses us money, and time is money. If you don't turn up 2 hours before your shift starts and 2 hours after it finishes for free to git er dun, this is what happens until you comply. Defiance is a pay deductible offense.


And if I find out who is talking to the union, I'll fucking kill you! Or maybe threatening that through a few voicemails would be more appropriate.


Who will be next on the list tomorrow. Could it be you, Jerry?


PSA: To all of those people who have e-mailed stating that these supreme discipline tactics are illegal, every one of these meat-headed slugs signed a clearance of data leakage while using our network in their contracts.

Geoff Keighley Quits 'The Game Awards' To Become Hideo Kojima's Hype Man


 

After several years of refuting speculation, Geoff Keighley has quit video game media to blow Hideo Kojima's immediate future achievements out of proportion full time.

New Boxed Arcade1UP Cabinet Only Contains 5 Defects




While the video game industry seems to be nothing but doom and gloom recently, somehow, against all odds, a brand new Arcade1UP cabinet has shipped and sold with only a few defects!

Weekend Antics Have Started Early It Seems

This is going to become a lot worse before it gets better. #Superliminal.

 

   

Sony Trinitron CRT Vintage Retro Video Game Television For Sale — Classifieds


 

We have the holy grail of classic video game televisions for sale at a very reasonable price and in immaculate condition. You don't want to miss this classifieds listing!