Miss-Take: Ciggy Shiggy

His ability to chain chomp cigarettes also led to the creation of the beloved Super Mario enemy.

Valve Forced To Actually Do Something

As competition in the PC market slowly erodes Valve's market share, the sleeping mega conglomerate has been forced out of its extremely comfortable gamer chair to act... after a few attempts.

EA CEO Blames Company Woes On Fired Staff

Under fire Electronic Arts CEO and capitalist rodent Andrew Wilson has blamed the 350 recently fired staff for the company's disappointing financial earnings over the past fiscal year.

Miss-Take: Winners Actually Use Drugs

We've ticked over 3000 Facebook followers! Thanks to every single one of you who have signed up to consume our degenerate gaming fiction and constant mediocrity. You're the reason we waste our lives creating this pointless content and we love you for it!

As for the new FBI findings, it's nice to have some evidence to back our claims while we wait to receive our cheque in the Welfare office.

Arcade Cabinet With 4-Digit High Scores Saves Industry

The popularity of video game arcades has re-surged thanks to an old, obsolete cabinet with the ability to input 4-Digit initials at its high score screen.

Miss-Take: Oddjob Players Are Deficient

Tag a mate who's on the spectrum and can't handle a Snickers.

Nintendo President 'Retires' To Avoid #METOO Investigation

Damning allegations suggesting outgoing Nintendo America COO Reggie Fils-Aime engaged in sexual misconduct with a dopey, blonde princess have surfaced.

Miss-Take: Wii Shop Music

The real 'Totaka's Song'.

Bioware Staff Replaced With Giant Rats

The studio behind Electronic Art's highly anticipated 'Online RPG Loot Shooter' Anthem has been usurped by a family of money hungry rodents.

Miss-Take: Cuntra

The world could've been a better place.