Duke Nukem Declares That He Enjoys Intercourse

The honourable and noble alien ass kicker, Duke Nukem, has emerged from irrelevance to make an important announcement at a political party fundraiser in Appalachia, Kentucky overnight.

Donkey Kong Harshly Sentenced At Trial After "Bananza"

The consequences of a 17 layer "Bananza" are sinking in for Donkey Kong, after the erratic gorilla faced inevitably harsh sentencing in front of the high court of elder animal tribe DJ's this afternoon.

Dead Rising Deluxe Remaster Text Unreadable On 4K Screens

Capcom is bringing back a highly requested feature for their upcoming Dead Rising Deluxe Remake Remaster. No, Remake! Wait?

'The Flood' To Appear In Halo TV Series As Literal Overflowing Water

An upcoming episode of Paramount's live action Halo series will finally bring back a fan favourite.

Nintendo Counters Palworld - Adds Weapons To Pokemon & Partners With NRA

Since Palworld's early access release, the gaming world has eagerly awaited Nintendo's reply to the controversial title, as its colourful yet violent 'Pals' share a striking resemblance to those of Nintendo's infamous family friendly Pokemon franchise. We now have that response.

Chris Pratt Usurps Charles Martinet As Gaming Voice Of Super Mario

Reports have confirmed that Charles Martinet was forced to relinquish his position as the video game voice of Super Mario, after a fierce confrontation with Chris Pratt at Nintendo's Redmond headquarters.

Nintendo predicts OceanGate Submarine Disaster In Super Mario Land 2

 

Move over The Simpsons, another entity wants to claim themselves as the juggernaut of completely unintentional, loose ended predictions for low IQ social media users.

Microsoft Releases Perfect Dark Reboot Early To Combat RedFall Trainwreck

After watching one of the only Xbox exclusives of the year be torn to shreds online, Microsoft has decided to offset the blow by releasing yet another game before it's finished.

Game With 20% Meta-Critic Receives Game Of The Year Edition

Re-prints of video games are usually reserved for critical or commercial darlings. The publisher of one of the worst received titles of 2022 is running with a slightly different ideology...

The Super Mario Bros. Movie Rated R18+

Nintendo's highly anticipated Super Mario Bros. feature length animated film has received a restrictive R rating by the Motion Picture Association of America.