Raunchy Pilotwings Instructors Dishonourably Discharged

Great shame was brought upon Nintendo's highly prestigious "Flight Club" today, as details have emerged of skilled instructors Tony and Shirley recklessly committing sexual intercourse during a regulation session with a player on board trying to pass Class A.

"Just a Bug" Says Anti-Consumer Game Company

A gaming company with a history of anti-consumer practices assures its customers that its latest anti-consumer practice is "just a bug".

Miss-Take: Resident Evil 4's Upskirt Surprise

Beta-testing was taking 5 times longer than anticipated until the taunts were integrated.

Death Stranding Just An Imagine Babyz Sequel

 
The big twist from Hideo Kojima's next highly anticipated video game has leaked.

Respawn Apologise With Free Apex 'Gamer' Skin

Apex Legends developer Respawn Entertainment has apologised to gamers by offering a free skin to make up for recent controversies.

Walmart — Free Violent Game With Every Fire-Arm Purchase

After deeming violent video games as the most dangerous weapon on the planet AND the sole reason behind America's mass shootings, Walmart are now liquidating their redundant stock of violent games by giving away free copies with a purchase of any fire-arm.

Miss-Take: F.E.A.R Shotcum

Make sure you're playing alone... unless you don't mind your friends and family watching you #cumshot of course.

New Area-51 Game Just A Permadeath Endless Runner

The newest Area-51 installment will incorporate current social trends regarding the mysterious, Nevada military base.

Miss-Take: Crackdown Game Pass

"Crackdown 3 was very successful for the company."

Vape Pens Replace Cigarettes In Gears 5

The Coalition has revealed that cigarettes in Gears 5 will be replaced by vape pens to appeal to a younger, edgier market.