Didn't think that side mission was important enough to complete? Well now you have to live with the moral implications of your actions for the rest of your pathetic life, because that non playable character who was relying on you is dead.
Immediately after a Nintendo Direct revealed details pertaining to 2022's new Super Mario Bros movie, leaked images surfaced of Seth Rogen's rendition of Donkey Kong — behind the scenes and in-render!
You'd print this as a magazine spread if it were 2001, wouldn't ya Ninty? Hire fans lol.
TV taught me nothin!
Now that I have your attention, fuck you Ubisoft. Bring back Splinter Cell, and it better have Michael Ironside seducing the pants off me every time he sticks a syringe up himself to recover. EEEOOOOOWWHHH!!!!
For some, the title screen is an indicator of the experience to come and should be past with little resistance. For others, it should be worshiped and respected, passed only on certain terms.
When we first embarked on writing this pointless article, our main concern was that the game "12 Minutes" had a duration considerably longer that 12 minutes. We still feel that it's a sickening injustice which should face the full extent of the law, however what the hell is going on with the protagonist's arm here???
They say a limp wrist is a sure-fire way of diagnosing incest. Hmm...
From Software's Hidetaka Miyazaki of Dark Souls fame has sensationally lamented the ability of gamers playing his games, stating that he's astonished anyone finds them even remotely difficult.
Nintendo has responded to scrutiny regarding their subpar Switch Online update by announcing another 6 titles which the company assures is 'nothing but BANGERS'.
It's been 24 years since Nintendo successfully propelled its own
in-house superstar into the wacky world of J-pop. Mario and Zelda creator
Shigeru Miyamoto's cover/remix of 'Gettin Jiggy Wit It' managed to sell over
64 million records, becoming Nintendo's top selling release at the time. Let's
celebrate by analyzing the lyrical changes from Will Smith's original
masterpiece made for the video game hungry Japanese market during the Nintendo
64's heyday.
An idiotic gamer susceptible to basic marketing ploys has again fallen trap to a giant publisher, after being convinced by a 30 second cinematic trailer to pre-order a game that hasn't revealed any game-play footage.
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