Miss-Take: Cruis'n USA Model



The model search was known to be incredibly thorough in its execution, with Midway's executives interviewing 100's of women for the role.

Sonic The Hedgehog Movie: The Game Announced


The horrible movie trailer wasn't the only thing that dropped. Not content with the destruction of their beloved franchise in 3D, Sega has announced the next gaming disaster for the series.

Data Inside Randy Pitchford's 2nd Lost USB Revealed


Embattled Gearbox CEO Randy Pitchford has lost yet another confidential USB Stick. This time, inside a McDonalds PlayPlace.

Mature Online Gaming Sites Mostly Viewed By Corpses


A very important study from the ESRB has determined that 99% of people viewing a mature video game webpage are born on the 1st of January, 1900.

Miss-Take: Ciggy Shiggy

His ability to chain chomp cigarettes also led to the creation of the beloved Super Mario enemy.


Valve Forced To Actually Do Something

 
As competition in the PC market slowly erodes Valve's market share, the sleeping mega conglomerate has been forced out of its extremely comfortable gamer chair to act... after a few attempts.

EA CEO Blames Company Woes On Fired Staff


Under fire Electronic Arts CEO and capitalist rodent Andrew Wilson has blamed the 350 recently fired staff for the company's disappointing financial earnings over the past fiscal year.

Miss-Take: Winners Actually Use Drugs


We've ticked over 3000 Facebook followers! Thanks to every single one of you who have signed up to consume our degenerate gaming fiction and constant mediocrity. You're the reason we waste our lives creating this pointless content and we love you for it!

As for the new FBI findings, it's nice to have some evidence to back our claims while we wait to receive our cheque in the Welfare office.


Arcade Cabinet With 4-Digit High Scores Saves Industry


The popularity of video game arcades has re-surged thanks to an old, obsolete cabinet with the ability to input 4-Digit initials at its high score screen.

Miss-Take: Oddjob Players Are Deficient

Tag a mate who's on the spectrum and can't handle a Snickers.