SHOCK! Super Mario Bros. 2 Is A Fraud


After several months of investigation, we can confirm it's time to Doki Doki Panic! Startling evidence suggests that Super Mario Bros.2 for the NES is nothing but disgusting plagiarism.

OUYA Funeral — Recap


A funeral for the failed OUYA game console was held a few weeks ago. We know, you didn't notice. Which is why we've documented the embarrassing proceedings for us all to gloat at.

Mewthree Announced For Pokemon Sword/Shield


Nintendo has sensationally announced that a new evolution of a fan favourite will be included in the latest Pokemon titles hitting the Nintendo Switch this year.

Miss-Take: Solid Snake

We're still disgusted by the events that took place in Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater.



Loser Explains Hand Gesture During E3 Conference


 
An over zealous Xbox extremist shockingly details why he crossed his arms into an 'X' during Microsoft's E3 2019 conference.

Fortnite Skin Included In Cyberpunk 2077



A popular Fortnite skin of an unknown, long haired man in a suit is a character in CD Projekt Red's upcoming game.

Project Milo — Where Is He Now?


After a decade in obscurity, we find out what happened to Lionhead Studio's annoying E3 2009 Kinect Demo.

Miss-Take: Cruis'n USA Model



The model search was known to be incredibly thorough in its execution, with Midway's executives interviewing 100's of women for the role.
 

Sonic The Hedgehog Movie: The Game Announced


The horrible movie trailer wasn't the only thing that dropped. Not content with the destruction of their beloved franchise in 3D, Sega has announced the next gaming disaster for the series.

Data Inside Randy Pitchford's 2nd Lost USB Revealed


Embattled Gearbox CEO Randy Pitchford has lost yet another confidential USB Stick. This time, inside a McDonalds PlayPlace.