Miss-Take: Winners Actually Use Drugs

We've ticked over 3000 Facebook followers! Thanks to every single one of you who have signed up to consume our degenerate gaming fiction and constant mediocrity. You're the reason we waste our lives creating this pointless content and we love you for it!

As for the new FBI findings, it's nice to have some evidence to back our claims while we wait to receive our cheque in the Welfare office.

Arcade Cabinet With 4-Digit High Scores Saves Industry

The popularity of video game arcades has re-surged thanks to an old, obsolete cabinet with the ability to input 4-Digit initials at its high score screen.

Miss-Take: Oddjob Players Are Deficient

Tag a mate who's on the spectrum and can't handle a Snickers.

Nintendo President 'Retires' To Avoid #METOO Investigation

Damning allegations suggesting outgoing Nintendo America COO Reggie Fils-Aime engaged in sexual misconduct with a dopey, blonde princess have surfaced.

Miss-Take: Wii Shop Music

The real 'Totaka's Song'.

Bioware Staff Replaced With Giant Rats

The studio behind Electronic Art's highly anticipated 'Online RPG Loot Shooter' Anthem has been usurped by a family of money hungry rodents.

Miss-Take: Cuntra

The world could've been a better place.

Sony Fires Back at Microwaving PS4 Controller Claim

Sony Interactive Entertainment has sensationally responded to Era Error's claim that a PS4 Controller's battery can be optimised via a quick zap in a microwave.

Bungie Avoids Activision's Attempted Murder

In news that largely contradicts the history of video games, a Developer controlled by an overbearingly capitalist Publisher has somehow avoided its scheduled demise.

Miss-Take: PS4 Controller Longevity

Start your new year off right with this handy life hack for your PS4 controller. You can thank us later!