Princess Peach's Hidden Dildo Found In Luigi's Mansion 3


Next Level Games have congratulated the zealous players who found Peach's favourite phallic shaped stimulator hidden inside hotel room 501.

Luigi's Mansion 3 is an interactive experience that hearkens back to the point and click adventures of yesterday, rewarding players for searching every nook and cranny of the environment.

Despite every secret of the game seemingly already uncovered, data-miners discovered more than they bargained for, finding a strange statement hidden inside the source code.
 






 
 
Following those strangely specific instructions left by Next Level Games, the data-miners took to replicate the instructions in game. After a few attempts, their curiosity was rewarded.





 

Once players uncover the shockingly inappropriate Nintendo game item, they are prompted to confront Peach waiting in the foyer. This then triggers a dialog heavy exchange of excuses from Peach who begs you not to tell Mario and confiscates the item out of your possession.

 



 

It would seem that is all the entertainment the Easter egg would provide, but if savvy players collect every gem in the RIP Suites and stand at the door of hotel room 501, Peach can be heard screaming again — albeit this time for more pleasurable reasons.

Next Level Games released a statement via their Twitter page, praising their clever fan base for figuring out the Easter egg.

"We knew our most hardcore fans love to waste their time searching game code for pointless shit that a normal person wouldn't give two fucks about, so we decided to reward their efforts with something that was equally hardcore."

"Everyone knows that Peach is a floozy, which is why we can't figure out why people are surprised she carries a Wii remote around as a dildo. Mario is too scared to assert himself despite the many obvious years of chemistry, so what's a girl to do? It fits Shigeru Miyamoto's lore perfectly."


Wario's trademark shriek can be heard bellowing out of Peach's Wii remote speaker.



 

The most astonishing feat is how the raunchy Easter egg survived Nintendo of Japan's strict scrutiny over their all-age titles without detection, which was also promptly explained.

"It has been well documented that the sexual intercourse rate in Japan has severely decreased, and the item was misconstrued as a fishing reel. Kensuke Tanabe thought it was great!"