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'The Flood' To Appear In Halo TV Series As Literal Overflowing Water


An upcoming episode of Paramount's live action Halo series will finally bring back a fan favourite.

Microsoft Releases Perfect Dark Reboot Early To Combat RedFall Trainwreck


After watching one of the only Xbox exclusives of the year be torn to shreds online, Microsoft has decided to offset the blow by releasing yet another game before it's finished.

Bethesda's Todd Howard Showcases More Starfield Planets



Upcoming Xbox exclusive Starfield continues its media onslaught. Bethesda has assigned serial pest Todd Howard to continue spitting out garbage while exploring even more desolate planets than previously seen before.

Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson Revealed as Master Chief


Microsoft and 343 Industries are in damage control after the identity of Halo's Master Chief leaked ahead of the upcoming live action series' release on Paramount + later this year.

Weekend Antics Have Started Early It Seems

This is going to become a lot worse before it gets better. #Superliminal.

 

   

Video Game '12 Minutes' Longer Than 12 Minutes


 

When we first embarked on writing this pointless article, our main concern was that the game "12 Minutes" had a duration considerably longer that 12 minutes. We still feel that it's a sickening injustice which should face the full extent of the law, however what the hell is going on with the protagonist's arm here???

 

They say a limp wrist is a sure-fire way of diagnosing incest. Hmm...

 


Miss-Take: Xbox Bombed In Japan

Microsoft's consoles have always bombed in Japan since it debut, exploding any hope of nuclear sales in the region for the American company.




Microsoft Acquires Sony & Nintendo For 1 Trillion USD


Not content with their behemoth US$7.5 Billion acquisition of Bethesda, Microsoft has decided to impulse purchase both Sony and Nintendo, effectively ending the video game console wars that has plagued the earth since the 1970's.

1080P Xbox Series X UI Causes Pre-Order Cancellation Mayhem


Microsoft is in damage control after every single Xbox Series X pre-order is cancelled due to the startling revelation that the upcoming 4k system will only utilize a 1080p UI.

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Kinect Announced For Xbox Series X


Looking to make amends for their disastrous Series X 'game-play' showcase, Microsoft has announced the return of a mandatory peripheral for their next generation console.

Miss-Take: Secret PS2/Xbox Mode On Gamecube

This trick only works on models with a "Digital AV Out" port on the back.


Sony's Plan With PS5 Is To Do Sweet Fuck All


As the Playstation 5's unoriginal new logo permeates through the gaming world, Sony have made their next generation strategy abundantly clear — sit tight and watch Microsoft self destruct.

Loser Explains Hand Gesture During E3 Conference


 
An over zealous Xbox extremist shockingly details why he crossed his arms into an 'X' during Microsoft's E3 2019 conference.

Crackdown 3 Released Early With Grappling Hook Swing


In a desperate attempt to compete with Insomniac's Spiderman on PS4, Microsoft has released the unfinished Crackdown 3 and tacked on a gimmicky grappling hook swing mechanic at the last second.