A clueless infant was brainwashed by mega gaming corporation EA after being the recipient of a Lifetime Achievement Award for spending over US$50,000 on micro-transactions off his father's credit card.
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A clueless infant was brainwashed by mega gaming corporation EA after being the recipient of a Lifetime Achievement Award for spending over US$50,000 on micro-transactions off his father's credit card.
Apex Legends developer Respawn Entertainment has apologised to gamers by offering a free skin to make up for recent controversies.
Under fire Electronic Arts CEO and capitalist rodent Andrew Wilson has blamed the 350 recently fired staff for the company's disappointing financial earnings over the past fiscal year.
The studio behind Electronic Art's highly anticipated 'Online RPG Loot Shooter' Anthem has been usurped by a family of money hungry rodents.
After a recent play through of EA's 1997 cult classic Need For Speed 2, a liberated twenty-six year old man has taken to social media to vocalise his outrage over several offensive inconsistencies contained within the game. The concerns largely arose from the irresponsible misuse of real life locales which are now the centerpiece of a campaign to punish all involved with the original project.
After news broke from the developers of EA's upcoming Co-Op experience 'A Way Out' that a second player won't be required to purchase the game to play with a buddy, a leaked e-mail reveals that the publishing arm of EA is not happy about the incoming feature. Furious in fact.
A recently released report suggests that video game graphics may finally reach a level first plagiarised by EA Sports in their Madden NFL E3 2005 'Next Gen' trailer by the year 2022. A high end Technical Engineer turned Professor was at the helm of the study, with his findings suggesting that EA should be held responsible for their gross doctoring of graphical fidelity in media showcasing their video games.
Embattled video game giant Electronic Arts who is currently destroying the industry with their newly released Battlefront 2, has today announced a new mobile app to compliment their already elaborate portfolio of revenue stealing properties. Instead of hiding their devious plans behind a bunch of disrespectful buzzwords, EA has this time blatantly stated that their new application is a straight up gambling portal - Betting Frenzy 2 (BF2).
Fresh off it's dismemberment of Visceral Games, EA has pledged it's allegiance to the gamer god, vowing to claim and destroy yet another prominent games developer. Following the acquisition of Respawn Entertainment, EA's masked spokeperson made the following statement:
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