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Jake Paul Revealed As Cover Athlete For Latest EA Fight Night

 


EA Sports has resurrected their much requested Fight Night boxing series for current generation gaming systems. To mark the occasion, the company has chosen Youtube celebrity turned professional hat stealer, Jake Paul to grace the cover.

EA Present Stupid Kid With Lifetime Achievement Award


A clueless infant was brainwashed by mega gaming corporation EA after being the recipient of a Lifetime Achievement Award for spending over US$50,000 on micro-transactions off his father's credit card.

EA CEO Blames Company Woes On Fired Staff


Under fire Electronic Arts CEO and capitalist rodent Andrew Wilson has blamed the 350 recently fired staff for the company's disappointing financial earnings over the past fiscal year.

Bioware Staff Replaced With Giant Rats


The studio behind Electronic Art's highly anticipated 'Online RPG Loot Shooter' Anthem has been usurped by a family of money hungry rodents.