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EA Says Only Losers Want Fight Night 2022


After feeling pressure to reboot their once revered Fight Night boxing series for modern gen consoles, Electronic Arts has dramatically responded to critics by revealing its future.

Bought A Micro-Transaction? You're A Gambling Addict


A startling new report states with absolute certainty that any person who purchases even just a single video game micro-transaction will eventually succumb to a gambling addiction.

EA Present Stupid Kid With Lifetime Achievement Award


A clueless infant was brainwashed by mega gaming corporation EA after being the recipient of a Lifetime Achievement Award for spending over US$50,000 on micro-transactions off his father's credit card.

EA Unveils BF2 Gambling App


Embattled video game giant Electronic Arts who is currently destroying the industry with their newly released Battlefront 2, has today announced a new mobile app to compliment their already elaborate portfolio of revenue stealing properties. Instead of hiding their devious plans behind a bunch of disrespectful buzzwords, EA has this time blatantly stated that their new application is a straight up gambling portal - Betting Frenzy 2 (BF2).