The honourable and noble alien ass kicker, Duke Nukem, has emerged from irrelevance to make an important announcement at a political party fundraiser in Appalachia, Kentucky overnight.
Today's Ass Anal reflects back on an asset that captivated me instantly at an early age. That very moment became a cherished part of my childhood and in turn, influenced many traits of the man I am today. The wonderful asset in the spotlight today is the Toilet from Duke Nukem 3D.
Gearbox Software has surprisingly announced a remastered version of 2011's infamous Duke Nukem Forever. An unexpected development to most, CEO Randy Pitchford states that the re-release is an obvious decision due to today's politically correct climate.