The honourable and noble alien ass kicker, Duke Nukem, has emerged from irrelevance to make an important announcement at a political party fundraiser in Appalachia, Kentucky overnight.
"I like penetrating baby." - Duke Nukem in 2026.
The single sentence rocked the Republican conservative audience to its core, creating a rukus of applause not seen since the late Hulk Hogan shouted racist insults after snorting too much Cocaine at a similar function back in 2024. United States President, Donald Trump, later took the stage that same evening to endorse Duke Nukem for a newly created role in his cabinet, the secretary for 'pro-life'.
Era Error reached out to Duke Nukem's PR firm to confirm or deny if a very important comma was missing from his statement, but did not reach an answer at the time of publishing.
