An inner city hipster who lives inside a meth dealer's closet has purchased 1 million 3-1/2 inch floppy disks from an auction over the weekend. In what could be considered an unusual purchase by many, the hipster has justified his actions by stating that his personal analytics prove the worthless media's value is about to soar in a similar vein to retro Game Cartridges and Vinyl Records of the recent past.
