Images Leak Of Seth Rogen's Donkey Kong In Super Mario Bros. Movie

Immediately after a Nintendo Direct revealed details pertaining to 2022's new Super Mario Bros movie, leaked images surfaced of Seth Rogen's rendition of Donkey Kong — behind the scenes and in-render!


Not much was known about the upcoming Super Mario Bros movie other than it would be completely animated in an attempt to directly counter the polarising live action film released in 1993. Nintendo's September 2021 direct changed that however, by revealing the majority of the voice cast and giving a release window of Christmas 2022 in North America.

The movie which is tentatively known as Super Mario All Stars internally, features an eccentric cast to say the least:

Chris Pratt as Mario
Anya Taylor-Joy as Peach
Charlie Day as Luigi
Jack Black as Bowser
Keegan-Michael Key as Toad
Seth Rogen as Donkey Kong
Fred Armisen as Cranky Kong
Kevin Michael Richardson as Kamek
Sebastian Maniscalco as Spike
James Franco as Diddy Kong
Will Smith as Goomba
Rebel Wilson as Daisy
Keanu Reeves as Waluigi
Will Ferrell as Professor Toadsworth
Ron Jeremy as Wario
Jared Leto as Clown Mario
Joe Biden as Yoshi
Donald Trump as Birdo
Jeffrey Epstein as Funky Kong (recorded voice before murder)
Charles Martinet relegated to feed on whatever shit characters are left over

(please note that Rebel Wilson was slated to play the role of Birdo until Donald Trump chucked a hissy fit, relegating Wilson to starving herself  for the role of Daisy despite only lending a voice)


The biggest news leaked immediately after the direct, with an image of a rendered Donkey Kong from the movie and another of Seth Rogen humouring Nintendo legend Shigeru 'Shiggy Shiggster Shiggus' Miyamoto in the recording booth at Illumination Studios.




What a time to be alive.