Super Mario All Stars 2 For Nintendo Switch

4 of the greatest 3D platformers of all time, packaged together and remastered into breathtaking 1080P/60FPS! An abundance of online components take advantage of the Nintendo Switch's online infrastructure which allow for unprecedented features and gameplay not yet seen in a mainline Mario Title. This is true Nintendo fanboy's (FanBOY? That's sexist!) wet dream.

Hype yourself up and prepare to witness the box art in all of its glory:

We can only dream that this project will one day become a reality. The only problem is... well, Nintendo!

UPDATE: Or is it? Maybe our younger, more delinquent selves were on to something.


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