That's right! You'll be welcomed with open arms inside the building that's curated some of the most fucked up ideologies within video game journalism, only for you and your best mate to absolutely destroy the passionate livelihood we've worked so hard on over the past 4 years in a matter of seconds.
The steps required to certify a legitimate entry into the competition are incredibly simple.
To
ensure the maximum enjoyment of our competition winners, baseball bats,
automatic assault riffles, axes, gasoline and a flame thrower will be
provided on site at your arrival. (you'll have to provide your own PPE)
Staff will also tolerate any verbal abuse you deliver while wrecking, no
matter how vulgar. If your abuse grows to become physical, tolerance
will be judged on a case by case basis.
The only thing winners
will need to adhere to is to avoid touching our shrine of 200 copies of
Gearbox's Battleborn. They're going to be worth more than Bitcoin soon —
the entire immediate future of Era Error depends on it!
Acceptance of entries for Era Error's Head Office Bonanaza will close exactly 2 weeks after this initial post. Winners will be announced once all requirements have been received. Good luck!!
PSA:
If you think this competition is real, there's no darting
around the issue — you're some seriously fried rice!
