Activision Blizzard CEO Bobby Kotick recently gave out his personal phone number to 10,000 employees of the company yesterday in an effort to help alleviate distress during the COVID-19 pandemic. Thanks to an anonymous source from within the company, we were able to obtain Kotick's phone number and decided to give him a call. He was not pleased.
Our conversation with Bobby Kotick was quite colourful, as the following transcript describes:
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Bobby: "Hello!?!?"EE: "Hello Mr Kotick, I'm an employee at Activision Blizzard. I really appreciate your proposition to allow your staff to contact you personally. Unfortunately I find myself personally struggling with the pressures of the COVID-19 pandemic and I've decided to take you up on the offer to share some of my concerns."
Bobby: "Are you serious!?!? Obviously that statement was a cheap PR stunt. As if I give a shit about anyone who works at Activision Blizzard. Every single employee — except for myself, and especially you — is dispensable and replaceable!"
"I'm still in shock someone was actually dumb enough to give my phone number a call. I'm a very busy man you see. I'm currently out in international waters watching a 5 year old boy fight a monkey on my cruise ship and I don't like my leisurely activities being interrupted!"
EE: "Please have some compassion Sir, your tone is..."
Bobby: "Would you shut the fuck up!?!? Oh man, I just missed the monkey trip into the pool and drown. That's it! I hope you've already brought all of your belongings home from the office for quarantine, because you're fired for being a worthless piece of shit! You better warn your ex-colleagues, because the next person that calls is going to face an unimaginable fate!"
*Bobby bluntly hangs up*
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Bobby Kottick then proceeded to send the following threatening photo to our phone along with the text message "Fuck Bungie. Destiny 2 caused COVID-19!" which repeated over and over. |
| Kottick wasn't playing games today. |
We'd hate to see his reaction if he found out we were actually employee's of Era Error. Who are we kidding, we'd love to see it.
